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Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Valentine's Day is sure not about romance when you're 8 years old! It's about candies and chocolates and silliness -- and lots of jokes, of course:

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

Labels: Valentine's Day

posted by Stephanie @ Friday, February 13, 2009

2 Comments:

At 11:14 AM, Anonymous said…

what a great Blog! This is what I hope mine becomes.
At 6:09 PM, Stephanie said…

Thanks for visiting Carrie. You're off to a great start!

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