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Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Valentine's Day is sure not about romance when you're 8 years old! It's about candies and chocolates and silliness -- and lots of jokes, of course:

  • What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
    Forget-me-nuts.
  • What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
    Ughs and kisses!
  • What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
    I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
  • What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
    I Love Ewe!
  • What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
    Cauliflowers!
  • Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Frank
    Frank who?
    Frank you for being my friend!
  • What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
    Hogs and kisses!

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

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posted by Stephanie @ Friday, February 13, 2009  

2 Comments:

  • At 11:14 AM, Anonymous Carrie said…

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  • At 6:09 PM, Blogger Stephanie said…

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